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Welcome, stranger! I hope you’re not working for the CIA! - Dr. Korsakov

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

NEW POSTER

FEATURING: NATASHA & JANE (1979)
JOSH & ALLISON (2008)

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Jane's girlfriend circa 1979

Hey guys, I wanted you to meet someone. This is Tasha, my girlfriend--- err, well, my girlfriend... back in 1979. I don't know where she is now, actually. It sucks, 'cause I'd really like to see her again and tell her about the 21st century. Man, I miss her.
God, I love her. She was super funny and we shared a lot of interests-- particularly activism. We even met at a protest in 1975. Looking back, our meeting was a little inappropriate given the circumstances (i.e., a protest because of a man's wrongful death), but we couldn't help falling in love. It was like magic. - Jane

Introduction

….Hello?…

 Is this thing working?  Well, if it is…  Hello World! I’m Dr. Korsakov, founder of the Sonder Time-Travel Project.  Recently, my team and I...