Here it is, in all its glory! The Time Machine! OUR Time Machine! My Beloved. - Dr. Korsakov
You wanna know how it works? Well…. Uh, okay. I’ve never really… given any visitors proper instructions on how to use it in fear of the layman… well, misusing it, obviously. I suppose I can make an exception for you. - Dr. Korsakov
NOOOOO!! NO! YOU CAN’T TELL THEM ABOUT THE FUNCTIONS OF THE QUARTZ 2000! THEY’LL ABUSE THEIR POWER AND DESTROY THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM AS WE KNOW IT! - CARL
Relax, guy! Look, I’ll just tell them the basics. What could go wrong? *wacky cartoon sound effects ensue* - Dr. Korsakov
Did you just say “wacky cartoon sound effects ensue” our loud? - Carl
Uh, no. Anyway, let us begin. First, you must turn it on—- which can be trickier than it seems. - Dr. Korsakov 
As you can see, there are no obvious “on switches”. It’s intentionally unintuitive so as to confuse and bewilder the average joe who migh—- what? The big red button? Yeah, that is the uh, ON button. Uh, note to self—- change color of the ON button to something less conspicuous. - Dr. Korsakov
Now you got this bad boy working! Good job! Now let’s see the remote! Huh? You wanna know more about how the Time Machine works? That’s a surprise. You’ll see. ;) - Dr. Korsakov
You think the green button is unnecessary? Well… it’s a safety precaution. If you put in a wrong date by accident, you can undo it by waiting 25 seconds for the remote to reset back to the current day and year. This will only work if the green button isn’t pressed. If you press the red button without the green button, nothing will happen. I hope that makes sense.
I’m working on various experiments and brand new technology relating to our Time Travel project. I hope I get to show you some more finished work in the near future! For now, good afternoon, good evening, & goodnight! - Dr. Korsakov.
