I suppose you’d eventually like to see the members responsible for the Sonder Time-Travel Project! No reason to stay anonymous! I trust you, random stranger! - Dr. Korsakov
“THAT’S IT?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED BY THE FACT THAT THERE ARE ONLY 6 OF US? OR CAN YOUR TINY GENERATION Z BRAIN NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING WITHOUT SKEEDEEBEE TOILET AND HOUSEHOLD MAN HILARIOUS COMPILATIONS//??>1
Sorry for that. That was Carl. Err—- I’m not quite sure how to delete that… if I could, I would. Just.. don’t read anything he types. There’s a reason I call him Carl, and not Dr. Orff. I have zero respect for him! - Dr. Korsakov
THAT’S WHY YOU’RE A HORRIBLE PARTNER. YOU’VE NEVER HAD RESPECT FOR ME DESPITE MY STUDIES AND VARIOUS HYPOTHESES BEING PROVEN TRUE ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. EVEN WHEN WE WERE ROOMMATES AT BERKLY TOGETHER, YOU STILL DIDN’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. YOU KEPT FRUITLESSLY CHASING AFTER A ‘NEW ELEMENT’ WITH YOUR PARTICLE ACCELERATOR WHILE I HAD SECRETLY SHOWN GREAT INTEREST IN DECADEOLOGY AND TIME TRAVEL AS A WHOLE. YOU WERE SO INCREDIBLY DISMISSIVE UNTIL I PERSUADED YOU TO CREATE SONDER AND BUILD OUR TEAM. DON’T FORGET ALL OF THIS!!
SIGNED, DR. ORFF
Caaaarrrrlllll!!!!! - Dr. Korsakov
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